[Locked from Renji and Minako, easy to hack]

[futurethug]

Um...what do people do on dates?

I need to know for...some friends.

If you help me I'll pay you back by killing stuff for you!

Comments

[futurethug.livejournal.com]

Everyone needs violence Grumpy!

Sure it is, it's the "holidays." Besides, Pineapple Head and Miniskirt-chan are taking waaaaaaayyyyy too long on their own.

[voice]

[valetudochamp.livejournal.com]

Holidays. Right.


[in the background:]This is Ichigo's fault. Somehow, it has to be.

[voice]

[futurethug.livejournal.com]

That's what people say!

[tone is that of someone correcting a confused child]

No no, getting turned into a girl was Ichigo's fault...and the porn thing...and the thing with Jiggly's bra...but not this!

[voice]

[valetudochamp.livejournal.com]

[180 seconds of confused silence]

...Huh?

[Voice]

[futurethug.livejournal.com]

[The following is said rapidfire]

Oh, Icchy didn't hide his Gigai properly, so people thought he was dead, and then Busty-chan channeled him so he was in her body. He apparently touched her boobs or something.

Then later I found him sneaking around with nudey magazines, so I decided to get him enough to last forever so he didn't have to sneak around like a wuss, but then he just got all upset and Pineapple Head said that gay porn wasn't the right kind either so I just don't know.

THEN he posts about how he found Jiggly's bra or something and got all upset with people, though I don't know why, unless maybe he was doing something naughty with it, but I hope not cause Jiggly is very nice and that would just be weird and I think she likes him.

[Voice]

[valetudochamp.livejournal.com]

...I'll just ask Sado, then.

[Voice]

[valetudochamp.livejournal.com]

Wait, is...

Is Jiggly...

[Voice]

[valetudochamp.livejournal.com]

...