futurethug

So, it has come to my attention that this community lacks an group that's really important for the survival of any decent society. Girls in this city need a place where they can go to celebrate the awesomeness of being a girl!

Therefore, to correct that I hereby announce the creation of the Manhattan Women's Society! This club will be for girls both Shinigami and living women alike, and will exist to represent the interests of us ladies in Manhattan in all important matters.

Admission fees will be one piece of candy per member a week.

As acting president, I hereby appoint Vice Captain Curvy as acting Vice President, and Fuzzy Awesome and Goggles as honorary members in good standing and representatives to the boys.

Our first meeting with be in the Mansfield Hotel in one week!

THAT WAS THE MOST FUN I'VE EVER HAD EVER!

Thank you so much Nice Hat, Silly Hat, I had such a great time, and I got to kill so many Wakawakas! Oh, and Curvy was pretty awesome to! I'm glad to see not all of my fellow Vice Captains are hopeless.

We should do that again real soon!

Oh, uh, does anyone have a band aid I can borrow? I keep bleeding on my clothes.

Psst, Miniskirt-chan, Odango-chan, I don't mean ta worry you, but...I think Lipstick-chan and her friends might be...Cannibals!

Meanies! I was saving that for Ken-chan!

Oy, Icchy! I got you a nice big stack of nudy magazines and videos so you don't have to get all embarrassed sneaking them around yourself. They're in your room, and you can thank me by fighting Ken-chan when I find him.

Just don't over do it okay? Don't want you to hurt yourself.

Hi there! Busty-chan told me this is where everybody is talking to each other. She even showed me how to use it (even if she said I had to get rid of WakaWaka first. I don't see why, he'd make a great guard for the store!) Seems kind of silly to talk through a box, but I guess not everybody can use Hell Butterflies.

Anyway, I need to find Ken-chan, so if you see him let me know. You’ll know it’s him because he’ll be really big and he’s the strongest person ever! If he doesn’t kill you because you’re too weak could you tell me where he is? He promised me we could go to Hollow World to kill some really strong enemies….

Oh! And let me know if you’re strong so I can tell Ken-chan! Then he can kill you!

Oh, and Ichi, thank you again for the food. I'll tell Ken-chan you're here when I see him so you two can play again!